[He can be there to defend them, that’s fine. But she’s also going to be there and make them sorry because she couldn’t let something like that slide, not ever again no matter what their reason. For now though, she’s just going to smile warmly at him as he kisses her knuckles so gently. Really, she’s weak to him and she wouldn’t have it any other way.]
Yeah!
[Those poor zoo keepers.
All Shiho is really going to do though is pet cute animals. But when she sees the sign, she’ll still nudge him a little with a mischievous smile.]
[ He has questions, like when did they take this picture? Why did he feel like old western outlaw? And more importantly, why did he look like a vertically place bread loaf with googly-eyes??? ]
Honestly, couldn't they have gotten a more flattering picture?
[ He's going to come back one day and stick around until they get a better picture of him. ]
My bird form is quiet photogenic, if I do say so myself.
[Shiho really does laugh this time which prompts more than one of the zoo keepers to turn around and look at them. But she hides it by looking for all the world like she only has eyes for the one she’s with, leaning in, pointing out a rabbit but in reality whispering to him:]
...We could break in later and switch it out, I bet.
[She's done more drastic things for pettier reasons. Besides, she is happy to support him with this.]
We'll figure out the details of it later over text, okay?
[Because, of course, they should keep the zoo keepers and the petting zoo at large in the dark about their master plan. For now, she'll instead play the part of excited girlfriend and drag him along to the bunnies.]
[ He needs to remember to preen and pretty his bird form before they take the picture. He needs to look his best. The zoo keepers open up the gates with smiles and greetings, and no sooner than they find the intended bunnies do they see that these rabbits come in all sizes. Some small, some large, and some so big he thought it was a curled up dog. ]
Holy smokes, look at the size of that thing.
[ He kneels down and reaches to pet the largest rabbit. ]
[ The rabbit sniffs and honks while the two pet and fawn over it. One keepers tapped Shiho on the shoulder to hand her some veggie sticks to feed and lure some other critters over. ]
That doesn't take away that it's bigger than a small dog and probably heavier too. Let's see.
[ He says while putting his hands in the sides of the large bunny and lifting. Well, half lifting. He raised it about an inch before giving up. ]
Thank you. [Shiho smiles at the zoo keeper, accepting the veggie sticks and happily waves it in the direction of one of the smaller bunnies as she leans against her boyfriend's shoulder.]
But isn't that what makes it cute?
[Is it?!
As a consolation for letting itself be picked up, she holds another veggie stick out to the giant rabbit, giggling as it takes a nibble.]
[ Soon enough they're almost surrounded by rabbits and one large rabbit that chewed loudly on a stick of veg. ]
I suppose. Though I have heard that in certain parts of my world there are rabbit large enough you can use them as a pillow.
[ A very fuzzy pillow. Things were about to change a bit with the approach of a rabbit that honked and thumped its foot at Sam, even going so far as to aggressively bump him for attention. ]
Okay, okay. Yeesh. Here you go.
[ He says while going to pet the aggressive rabbit a few times, but when he stopped it continued its honking and thumping until it was given more pets. ]
But don't they have really delicate spines though?
[Ergo maybe don't use them as pillows? As she watches the rabbit honk and thump at Sam though she reaches out to place a hand on its (giant) head to try and figure out what its deal is.]
....Maybe it just really, really, really likes you?
[or maybe it just wants to mate but she'll fight a rabbit if she has to in order to protect him]
[ The rabbit is calm while being pet or eating, but the moment one goes away - thump thump honk. ]
Or maybe it's just a diva.
[ The rabbit is certainly just looking for attention. He also had the bigger hands to rub and stroke it with. A good and proper tool or minion. ]
Or hungry. I get pretty cranky when I'm hungry.
[ Someone should probably tell him, the man who becomes a large bird of prey, to compare himself to one of the prey animals his bird form is known to eat. ]
[Shiho still has one hand full with veggie sticks when he unbalances and so she reaches out to rest one hand on his knee and make sure that he's okay. Once that's done though she'll try to lure the bunny away with a waved veggie stick just out of reach! No squashing her boyfriend, damn it!]
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Yeah!
[Those poor zoo keepers.
All Shiho is really going to do though is pet cute animals. But when she sees the sign, she’ll still nudge him a little with a mischievous smile.]
That’s a pretty good picture, isn’t it?
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Honestly, couldn't they have gotten a more flattering picture?
[ He's going to come back one day and stick around until they get a better picture of him. ]
My bird form is quiet photogenic, if I do say so myself.
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...We could break in later and switch it out, I bet.
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The temptation to actually break in for something so juvenile was also amusing. ]
Oh absolutely. I need to get a nice picture of me though.
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I could help you with that too, I bet. We'll make you look amazing. And scary.
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Sounds like a plan. But are we really going to break in to a petting zoo just to change one picture?
[ He says sounding remorseful and hesitant while staring at the picture. ]
Of course we are.
[ That picture does him a great injustice. Also he is immature. ]
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[She's done more drastic things for pettier reasons. Besides, she is happy to support him with this.]
We'll figure out the details of it later over text, okay?
[Because, of course, they should keep the zoo keepers and the petting zoo at large in the dark about their master plan. For now, she'll instead play the part of excited girlfriend and drag him along to the bunnies.]
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[ He needs to remember to preen and pretty his bird form before they take the picture. He needs to look his best. The zoo keepers open up the gates with smiles and greetings, and no sooner than they find the intended bunnies do they see that these rabbits come in all sizes. Some small, some large, and some so big he thought it was a curled up dog. ]
Holy smokes, look at the size of that thing.
[ He kneels down and reaches to pet the largest rabbit. ]
What do you think it eats? Smaller rabbits?
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[She giggles at that, crouching down next to him and smoothing her hand over the head of the giant rabbit, scratching its ears.]
Do you?
[Of course, it can't answer verbally but she can read it with her psychometry and make sure there isn't a murder-rabbit living here.
Of course, it's vegan as all rabbits are.]
Of course you don't, you're too cute.
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That doesn't take away that it's bigger than a small dog and probably heavier too. Let's see.
[ He says while putting his hands in the sides of the large bunny and lifting. Well, half lifting. He raised it about an inch before giving up. ]
Oof! This is one heavy bunny!
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But isn't that what makes it cute?
[Is it?!
As a consolation for letting itself be picked up, she holds another veggie stick out to the giant rabbit, giggling as it takes a nibble.]
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I suppose. Though I have heard that in certain parts of my world there are rabbit large enough you can use them as a pillow.
[ A very fuzzy pillow. Things were about to change a bit with the approach of a rabbit that honked and thumped its foot at Sam, even going so far as to aggressively bump him for attention. ]
Okay, okay. Yeesh. Here you go.
[ He says while going to pet the aggressive rabbit a few times, but when he stopped it continued its honking and thumping until it was given more pets. ]
The heck is with this rabbit??
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[Ergo maybe don't use them as pillows? As she watches the rabbit honk and thump at Sam though she reaches out to place a hand on its (giant) head to try and figure out what its deal is.]
....Maybe it just really, really, really likes you?
[or maybe it just wants to mate but she'll fight a rabbit if she has to in order to protect him]
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Or maybe it's just a diva.
[ The rabbit is certainly just looking for attention. He also had the bigger hands to rub and stroke it with. A good and proper tool or minion. ]
Or hungry. I get pretty cranky when I'm hungry.
[ Someone should probably tell him, the man who becomes a large bird of prey, to compare himself to one of the prey animals his bird form is known to eat. ]
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[She giggles at him comparing himself to a bunny rabbit and at him being cranky because he's hungry.]
I should keep you well-fed then, huh?
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[ He's a chef so he can feed himself, but eating food made by his new girlfriend? Now that sounds exciting.
Meanwhile, the bunny started to stomp when it eats the last of the veggie stick in his hand forcing it leap on top of him and throw him off balance. ]
Oh jeez!
[ He says while falling on his butt. Good thing they were kneeling. ]
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