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getting_better) wrote2019-10-24 03:29 pm
getting_better) wrote2019-10-24 03:29 pm
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[She's done more drastic things for pettier reasons. Besides, she is happy to support him with this.]
We'll figure out the details of it later over text, okay?
[Because, of course, they should keep the zoo keepers and the petting zoo at large in the dark about their master plan. For now, she'll instead play the part of excited girlfriend and drag him along to the bunnies.]
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[ He needs to remember to preen and pretty his bird form before they take the picture. He needs to look his best. The zoo keepers open up the gates with smiles and greetings, and no sooner than they find the intended bunnies do they see that these rabbits come in all sizes. Some small, some large, and some so big he thought it was a curled up dog. ]
Holy smokes, look at the size of that thing.
[ He kneels down and reaches to pet the largest rabbit. ]
What do you think it eats? Smaller rabbits?
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[She giggles at that, crouching down next to him and smoothing her hand over the head of the giant rabbit, scratching its ears.]
Do you?
[Of course, it can't answer verbally but she can read it with her psychometry and make sure there isn't a murder-rabbit living here.
Of course, it's vegan as all rabbits are.]
Of course you don't, you're too cute.
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That doesn't take away that it's bigger than a small dog and probably heavier too. Let's see.
[ He says while putting his hands in the sides of the large bunny and lifting. Well, half lifting. He raised it about an inch before giving up. ]
Oof! This is one heavy bunny!
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But isn't that what makes it cute?
[Is it?!
As a consolation for letting itself be picked up, she holds another veggie stick out to the giant rabbit, giggling as it takes a nibble.]
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I suppose. Though I have heard that in certain parts of my world there are rabbit large enough you can use them as a pillow.
[ A very fuzzy pillow. Things were about to change a bit with the approach of a rabbit that honked and thumped its foot at Sam, even going so far as to aggressively bump him for attention. ]
Okay, okay. Yeesh. Here you go.
[ He says while going to pet the aggressive rabbit a few times, but when he stopped it continued its honking and thumping until it was given more pets. ]
The heck is with this rabbit??
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[Ergo maybe don't use them as pillows? As she watches the rabbit honk and thump at Sam though she reaches out to place a hand on its (giant) head to try and figure out what its deal is.]
....Maybe it just really, really, really likes you?
[or maybe it just wants to mate but she'll fight a rabbit if she has to in order to protect him]
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Or maybe it's just a diva.
[ The rabbit is certainly just looking for attention. He also had the bigger hands to rub and stroke it with. A good and proper tool or minion. ]
Or hungry. I get pretty cranky when I'm hungry.
[ Someone should probably tell him, the man who becomes a large bird of prey, to compare himself to one of the prey animals his bird form is known to eat. ]
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[She giggles at him comparing himself to a bunny rabbit and at him being cranky because he's hungry.]
I should keep you well-fed then, huh?
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[ He's a chef so he can feed himself, but eating food made by his new girlfriend? Now that sounds exciting.
Meanwhile, the bunny started to stomp when it eats the last of the veggie stick in his hand forcing it leap on top of him and throw him off balance. ]
Oh jeez!
[ He says while falling on his butt. Good thing they were kneeling. ]
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